I think so.

As soon as I got up to pee, the song "Taking Care of Business" popped into my head. Do you think that was what the song was really about?

It's dead silent in the office

And Jenn dances back from the bathroom singing "I got a rock in my shoe, doo, doodly doo." in the best Sesame Street voice I've heard recently.

Our CEO walks by....

He says, "Hi." Jenn says, "Hi" back. Then he leaves and says, "Have a good night!" And Jenn cheerfully calls out, "Hello!"

He was so confused. I just couldn't wait for him to leave so I could crack up.

Something strange is going on.

On our way to lunch, we saw two different cars driving around with open trunks. Jenn said, "I guess it's National Body Disposal Day."

One of many reasons

If I had kids, I'd say, "Tie my shoes, you're low to the ground."

Maybe I do.

Me: Jenn did you just say something?
Jenn: Not unless you have telepathy. I was thinking something.

What Day Is It?

No, that's not it. I know there was something important about the 21st....my niece and nephew's birthday is on the 28th.....but that's not the 21st either.

Some extra nutrients.

Whoa! I almost didn't realize there was a sticker on this apple!

Jenn thinks her water bottle is a microphone. I turn around to see her lip-syching into it. And then I hear....

I can't breathe water. Unfortunately. Or I'd never get out of the ocean.

Mr. Rogers actually never served any time in the military.

Well, I don't like your reality.

The time Nicole almost choked on her spree.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if a squirrel got loose in here?

Ooooh.

It's okay, I get distracted by shiny things all the time.

Guam St., Indiana

So Jenn has told us before that she was born in Guam.
She and I were driving on Main St. the other day and as we passed by a street sign she yelled "GUAM! That's where I was born!!"....then a few seconds later, "well not right there...but..."

Hello?

We hear the familiar "Doo, doo, doo. The number you have dialed is not in service....."
"Jenn, are you trying to use the phone again?"
"Yes. I have trouble making local calls."

Livestock

-Did you hear about the sex offender who agreed to castration to get on parole?
- How would he pee?
Jenn: Rubberband.
- She asked how they would pee. I'm assuming sitting down.
Jenn: Oh, I thought she was asking how the sugery would be done. Rubberband. It's how they do it to livestock, so I'm assuming the process is the same.

It's the little things in life...

Jenn and I had just warmed our lunches up in the breakroom and she said "I was standing there warming up my black bean burger and thought 'WOW something smells REALLY good! and then realized OH it's MY food!"

Who says it's expensive to have a baby?

I was telling the girls how I thought it was going to be cheaper this time around to have a baby since I have better insurance. There is a certain amount due to the Dr. by the 7th month of pregnancy. I said "I think it cost about 5 last time and this time it will be around 3."
Jenn says" 5 DOLLARS!?!?!"

Note to self: Remain conscious.

We are talking about how tired we are. D says she has "...class tonight and needs to be conscious until 8:00".
Jenn says "Yeah I need to be conscious until I leave the gym... well really until I get home since I have to drive... don't want to fall asleep at the wheel!"

You never know what will happen...

D asked us if a program wasn't working at the moment and Jenn says "Does this mean we get to go home?" I said, "Well probably not since we weren't using that until D asked us to make sure ours wasn't working either". She says, "Yeah but I might have to use it later?!... Or maybe not?!... You never know what will happen..."

Weatherman

Jenn and I were discussing where to go eat that we didn't need to sit in the smoking section. We thought about the Oaken Bucket (which has outdoor seating). I said "Well, who knows maybe it will be 70 degrees and sunny that day?" She looked at me dead serious and said "Really. Will it be?"

Seconds later.....

"Oh, crap! I already sent it to her."

You Never Know.

"I'm debating whether or not to send this link to my mom. I don't think I'll say anything inappropriate, but you never know."

Jenn's thoughts on me finding a rich husband.

You need to get lucky like...umm...what was her name? Oh wait, she's dead.
(Anna Nicole)

Movie Star

We're trying to decide who would play Jenn in a movie. What do you guys think? So far we've come up with Reese Witherspoon (she's giggly), Brittany Murphy (we see the flaw in that plan), and Alyson Hannigan.

Headphones.

I keep forgetting what songs I put on my MP3 player and I'm always like, "Oh yeah, that's a great song!!"
Again, with enthusiasm only Jenn is capable of.

Shopping List

As their car pulls into the grocery store, Jenn tell her husband, "I know we need milk and food."

Why Jenn didn't accompany us to Flat Top Grill, I guess.

"So you have to choose between rice and noodles at the beginning? That's already a hard decision."

I did!

- When did that happen?
- At someone's anniversary lunch.
- Who just had an anniversary?

- Oh yeah......I did!! (said with a level of enthusiasm/glee only Jenn could muster)

Sniff.

I warned Jenn not to try to make Thai food at home because you'll never get the smell of fish oil out of your hair. She asks, "Why did you put it in your hair?"

Brrr, Take Two.

"Can we call in cold?"

Brrr.

We're all leaving for lunch, putting our coats and scarves on (it is early February in South Bend after all), and Jenn says, with a really serious face, "Just so you guys know, it's cold outside."