Our CEO walks by....

He says, "Hi." Jenn says, "Hi" back. Then he leaves and says, "Have a good night!" And Jenn cheerfully calls out, "Hello!"

He was so confused. I just couldn't wait for him to leave so I could crack up.

Something strange is going on.

On our way to lunch, we saw two different cars driving around with open trunks. Jenn said, "I guess it's National Body Disposal Day."

One of many reasons

If I had kids, I'd say, "Tie my shoes, you're low to the ground."

Maybe I do.

Me: Jenn did you just say something?
Jenn: Not unless you have telepathy. I was thinking something.